Well, here we are. After years of setting the internet ablaze on Facebook with stories about dogs, travel sagas, cancer, multiple sclerosis, airline snack reviews, and other absurdities that happen to cross my path, I’ve decided to give all of it a slightly more permanent home.
👉Want to read the classics? Click here → Classic Dumpster Fires.
👉 Looking for the new stories? Click here to read all new posts → Dumpster Fires.
This isn’t going to be polished, influencer-style blogging with matching linen table runners and SEO-friendly recipes. This is me, observing life’s little dumpster fires, usually with snark, occasionally with wisdom, and almost always with a story I probably should have kept to myself.
If you’ve laughed with me (or at me) on Facebook, you’ll feel right at home here. If you’re new—buckle up. There will be chaos. There will be dark humor. And there will probably be Biscoff cookies and Stroopwafels.
🔥 If you’re new here, start with the Classics—the disasters that made this dumpster actually catch fire → Classic Dumpster Fires.
👉 Or dive into the latest chaos → Dumpster Fires.
🔥 Thanks for showing up. I promise it won’t be boring.
– Elizabeth
Absurdities and Fires 