Well, here we are. After years of setting the internet ablaze with Facebook posts about dogs, travel sagas, cancer, multiple sclerosis, airline snack reviews, and whatever absurdities happen to cross my path, I’ve decided to give all of it a slightly more permanent home.
This isn’t going to be polished, influencer-style blogging with matching linen table runners and SEO-friendly recipes. This is me — observing life’s little dumpster fires, usually with snark, occasionally with wisdom, and almost always with a story I probably should have kept to myself.
If you’ve laughed with me (or at me) on Facebook, you’ll feel right at home. If you’re new here, buckle up. There will be chaos. There will be dark humor. And there will definitely be references to Biscoff cookies and Stroopwafels.
Thanks for showing up. I promise it won’t be boring.
🔥Elizabeth
Absurdities and Fires 