Hi, I’m Elizabeth — professional collector of medical diagnoses, accidental travel diarist, and unwilling connoisseur of airline snacks.
This blog is where I stash all the stories that are too long for Facebook: the absurd, the heartfelt, the “did that really happen?” moments, and the occasional rant about Biscoff vs. Stroopwafel cookies.
Basically, this is your field guide to life’s little dumpster fires, but with more sarcasm than solutions.
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Absurdities and Fires 